Or, "Why I Weep Because Room and Board Doesn't Deliver to Canada"
This post is dedicated B - who feels this blog is too girly (something which I have never been accused of). As such, I felt the need to respond by dialing-up the butch factor a tad without, of course, loosing the class and refinement for which I am known.
So, B my boy, here's a couple of ideas that I could see working for you boys. If you could just get D to give up the "box room".