1. Put the lid down (and take the screaming folk art off the wall).
2. Curb appeal: if the outside sucks no one's going to believe you when you call it a "very chic home"
4. It's ok to love your children. Just not this much.
6. Try to avoid pictures with angles that make them look like they came from a hidden bedroom cam. Or from the fisheye cam in a spaceship.
8. Jesus belongs in your heart, not crucified on your kitchen wall.